Golfing With A Twist Mugs

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

Skunk dreaming.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

The Golfer Gardener

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Golfer couple just married

Golf Crime Scene.

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Sink the putt or else!

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Golfing Romance