Playful Golf Duo Mugs

Golfing Romance

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

The natural selection process in golf.

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Smooching on the Golf Course.

Just married.

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Sink the putt or else!

Divining Oil

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

Farmer Golf

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

'It is a work related injury. I walked into my boss' office and took a flyer on his gold ball.'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

'Remember 'be the ball'.' 'I am the ball. But apparently, I'm a devious, misguided, malevolent ball.'

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

'Sail powered buggies, that's the future.'