Playful Golf Duo Gifts

Golfing Romance

Cat Gets Hole in One.

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

The natural selection process in golf.

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Smooching on the Golf Course.

Just married.

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Sink the putt or else!

Divining Oil

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

Farmer Golf

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

"Forget that ball caddie, there's another just like it up here that I can tap in...."

'It is a work related injury. I walked into my boss' office and took a flyer on his gold ball.'

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

'Remember 'be the ball'.' 'I am the ball. But apparently, I'm a devious, misguided, malevolent ball.'

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'