Fun-loving Golfers Gifts

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Zeus's Caddy

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Free Range Golfers

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

God in the bunker.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Husband and wife

The Masters.

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Hole in forty-seven.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.