Fun-loving Golfers Gifts

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Zeus's Caddy

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Free Range Golfers

Husband and wife

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Hole in forty-seven.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

'You're away, Doc!'

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'