Golf-loving Partner Gifts

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'You're away, Doc!'

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Are you sure it's ours?'

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

The Golfer Gardener

Golf Ball Meatball

Which came first, the club or the hole?

Foot Golf

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."