Golfing Soulmates Gifts

Golfer couple just married

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I heard they mate for life."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

Kissing on the golf course

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

On particularly buggy days, Carl wore his citronella candle cap.

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"I donut know what I'd do without him."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Smooching on the Golf Course.

Just married.

Middle-Of-Life Choices

Divining Oil

Golfing Romance

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

Matches Made in Heaven

"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."

Euros final

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Husband and wife with their shopping assistant struggling to carry all their purchases.

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

'It is a work related injury. I walked into my boss' office and took a flyer on his gold ball.'

Used golf buddies.

Golf Lovers

'So, come here often?'