Romantic Soulmates Gifts

"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I heard they mate for life."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

Playing Footsies.

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

"I now declare a thumb war."

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Golfer couple just married

Middle-Of-Life Choices

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

Matches Made in Heaven

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

Euros final

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

'You can have custody of the kids as long as I get custody of the money!'

"Yes, Dave and Barbara are weirdos - weirdos who found what we all dream of - that one person whose weirdness perfectly compliments our own, creating an everlasting bond."

'I've found my soul mate: the ex-girlfriend of the man I used to date.'