Nostalgic Soulmates Gifts

Middle-Of-Life Choices

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

I love you.

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

"We haven't danced in ages."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Green Balloon

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

The Beatles - Flabby Road

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Aging together

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Remembering His Marbles

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.