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Middle-Of-Life Choices

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

I love you.

"We haven't danced in ages."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Green Balloon

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

Aging together

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Remembering His Marbles

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'