Spiritual Soulmates Gifts

'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I heard they mate for life."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

Valentine for Guru.

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"I donut know what I'd do without him."

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

Middle-Of-Life Choices

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

Matches Made in Heaven

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

Euros final

"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."

'You can have custody of the kids as long as I get custody of the money!'

'. . . so the redhead's my new soul mate.'

'I've found my soul mate: the ex-girlfriend of the man I used to date.'

"Yes, Dave and Barbara are weirdos - weirdos who found what we all dream of - that one person whose weirdness perfectly compliments our own, creating an everlasting bond."