Finding A Soulmate Gifts

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"Yes, Dave and Barbara are weirdos - weirdos who found what we all dream of - that one person whose weirdness perfectly compliments our own, creating an everlasting bond."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I heard they mate for life."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

Valentine for Guru.

"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

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Middle-Of-Life Choices

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

Matches Made in Heaven

"I spend most days fretting."

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

Euros final

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'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."

'I've found my soul mate: the ex-girlfriend of the man I used to date.'