Soulmate Seekers Gifts

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I heard they mate for life."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

Valentine for Guru.

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."

"I donut know what I'd do without him."

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

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'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

"Need hug."

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

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Matches Made in Heaven

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."

Making a Bridge across Islands

Personal Ad.

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."

'. . . so the redhead's my new soul mate.'

"Yes, Dave and Barbara are weirdos - weirdos who found what we all dream of - that one person whose weirdness perfectly compliments our own, creating an everlasting bond."

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