Solemate Seeker Gifts

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"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Cling-On Dog

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

I should probably get out more.

Pyjama party

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'Ready Mum?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

This man is an island.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

The lonely figure

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

A politician's dream come true...

The Piano Dreams Of Home