Solitude Seekers Gifts

Desert Island in Coronavirus Times: We're Good Thanks!

Silo sweet silo

"I'm tired of being chained to myself twenty-four hours a day."

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

'I never knew it could be like this,'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

People siting on icebergs,

'I may be a butterfly, but I'm not a social butterfly! So cut out the insipid small talk and get lost!'

"It was hard at first - at least till I hooked up with you guys from the loner community."

"We've been up here forty-three years - Maybe we SHOULD start looking into retirement homes."

"Stop getting depressed about the past, you've got to move on."

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

2022 Happy Lunar New Year

The Loneliness of Power

"I can't wait to tell everyone back home that I own an island."

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

Me, myself and ipod.

Damn, cell phone!

'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'

The castaway's dream...

'Bloody Spam!'

"It's hard being cooped up, but it's also a good opportunity to work on some personal projects."

The Raven - The Study at Night

"I just realised that I'm talking to myself."

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."