Solitude Lover Gifts

"He's not self isolating, he's just a miserable bastard."

Where's Mom?

Please Give Generously.

"Beware of dog"

Cocktails for social distancing

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Variations on the theme - next 825 mi.

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

Uninhabited island - keep it that way.

Alone at last!

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'Albert doesn't like people. he doesn't even enjoy his own company, which is probably why I've never sen him play Solitaire.'

'To be perfectly honest, I do these botanical treks to get away from the wife!'

"Oh, thank God!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"He said he's dropping out and going of the grid."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"At last — no Trump."

A Man is stranded on a desert island with a pay phone.

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

"Sensory stimulation... sensory stimulation..."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I gotta be me!"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'