Companion-seeking Partner Gifts

Take You Home

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cling-On Dog

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'Ready Mum?'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Best Pals

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

"The full partner look."

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

Elderly couple

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"I'm a highly skilled service companion specifically trained to help people with disabilities such as visual impairment, PTSD and other disorders."