Companion-seeking Partner Gifts

Take You Home

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cling-On Dog

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Ready Mum?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Best Pals

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

Elderly couple

"The full partner look."

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"

"Need hug."