Seeking Companionship Gifts

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

"Why is it sooo difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking. . . ?"

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A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cling-On Dog

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

Take You Home

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Best Pals

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

Elderly couple

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

A princess looking for frogs