Companion Seekers Gifts

"Need hug."

Making a Bridge across Islands

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cling-On Dog

'Ready Mum?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Take You Home

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Fisherman and cats

Best Pals

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

Elderly couple

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"