Companion Seekers T-Shirts

"Need hug."

Making a Bridge across Islands

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cling-On Dog

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'Ready Mum?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Take You Home

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

Best Pals

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Fisherman and cats

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

Elderly couple

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.