Companion Seeker T-Shirts

". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

Old man

Assisted Living.

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

Emotional Support Dog

'Life's too short not to take time to stop and smell the hydrants.'

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

Best Pals

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"People lost their loyalty, but the dogs kept it."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Everyone needs a good listener in their life.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Remember that time when Mama said, ‘It’s either me or that dog’?"

'Seeing how much we both miss our wives let's nag each other for a bit!'

Cling-On Dog

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Men seeking women - men seeking men - men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

A worker mourning the loss of his pet dog

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Silver Fox

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

Little boys

"No guarantees, right?"