Animal Companion Seeker T-Shirts

"Hello... how are you?... Good... I love you..."

Pet Cow

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

Cling-On Dog

Dog Crossing

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

The Unsportables: Relay

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Unicorn in the Woods

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Take You Home

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

Best Pals

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'