Animal Companion Seeker Prints

"Hello... how are you?... Good... I love you..."

Pet Cow

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Cling-On Dog

Dog Crossing

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

The Unsportables: Relay

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

Unicorn in the Woods

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

Take You Home

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.