Companion Seeking Prints

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cling-On Dog

"I heard they mate for life."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'Ready Mum?'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Best friends without borders.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Take You Home

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Best Pals

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

Elderly couple

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

Dog admiring hot dog

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"