Canine Companion Seeker T-Shirts

"Get a dog."

"The sad point is that my best friends are the professional dog-walker and the dog-groomer: I hardly ever see my master..."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

Big Dogs, Little People.

"I'm an only dog. It was more fun at the pet shop."

Dog admiring hot dog

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Cling-On Dog

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Hush puppy.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

A man and his dog

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"I'm working from home today."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."