Canine Companion Seeker Gifts

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"Get a dog."

"The sad point is that my best friends are the professional dog-walker and the dog-groomer: I hardly ever see my master..."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

Big Dogs, Little People.

"I'm an only dog. It was more fun at the pet shop."

Dog admiring hot dog

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Cling-On Dog

A man and his dog

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Hush puppy.

"I'm working from home today."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Wagging Dog