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'You know, you really shouldn't bring him in here.' 'I know, but I hate to drink alone.'

Now at the Adult Pound

'How ironic. Since you had me neutered, you're my best friend.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Canine Companion

Cling-On Dog

"I hate it when we fight."

"I heard they mate for life."

Love is when you watch television together.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Your love gives me strength."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

"Is this who I am?"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Dog Food

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"