Finding A Companion T-Shirts

"That tarot reader was right about me finding THE ONE this year."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cling-On Dog

"I heard they mate for life."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Ready Mum?'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Best friends without borders.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Take You Home

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Best Pals

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

Assisted Living.

Elderly couple

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'