Finding A Companion T-Shirts

"That tarot reader was right about me finding THE ONE this year."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cling-On Dog

"I heard they mate for life."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Ready Mum?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Best friends without borders.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Take You Home

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Best Pals

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

Assisted Living.

"We met online, it was love at first site."

Elderly couple

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'