Joyful Companion Seekers T-Shirts

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cling-On Dog

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

PJ Parties

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

Take You Home

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Best Pals

Old man

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

Elderly couple

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

Dog admiring hot dog

"Need hug."

"Good morning, world!"