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"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

The Death of the Blues

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Jumping Man

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

Bouncing baby

'Don't worry too much about it dear, just say I do and we can get on with the honeymoon.'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'