Happy Place Seeker T-Shirts

"From time to time, George likes to go to his Happy Place."

Cheer up instructions: Think of a place you have fond memories of. . . go there.

2021

A crowd of happy pet owners.

That shows business confidence.

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Better times ahead.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The Death of the Blues

Jumping Man

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

Human Rights for All

Couch and Potato

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Late-Onset Epiphany

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

You could learn to think of it as a learning curve, sir.

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."