Happiness Seeker T-Shirts

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"I'm very happy you bought me and everything but remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."

Jumping Man

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Passing Emotions

Happiness for sale - "I always thought you couldn't buy it."

"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

I wish I had your optimism, Ted.'

'Since money can't buy happiness, we'll be switching our assets to mood=altering pharmaceuticals.'

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'Mary, I've got meetings all day so I'm going to be unable to have my scheduled happiness moment at 3:01. You have it for me, OK?'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray...'

'Money isn't making you happy. Instead of a low yield money market, have you tried putting it in high yield corporates?'

"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."

"The anti-depressants see to have worked!"

"But there has to be something wrong with me, Doctor. Money makes me extremely happy."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"It's nobody's fault but mine, Ted. I'm the one who decided to follow my heart rather than my head, and look what it got me: happiness beyond my wildest dreams, and not a CLUE how to deal with it!"

Happiness

'Anyway, what's happiness? It can't buy money!'

Happiness: Regular and ecstatic

The DNA of Money

"I was happier when I was crazier."

'Poor Fred. Whenever I try to explain what a crummy company this is to work for, he just chuckles and says 'You may be right, but I choose to be happy anyway!''

'Through dieting I lost some weight ... I also lost my reason for living!'

'...Apparently, the people of Denmark are, on the whole, still happy.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"There's nothing like coming home to your honey."

'I want more 'yabba-dabba-doo' and less 'sufferin' succotash.''

'But I do have fun. I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Money isn't everything you know.'

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

'Money DOES make me happy.'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'