Happiness Chasers T-Shirts

BadNewsBlues it is

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

The Death of the Blues

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Jumping Man

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

School holidays

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Happiness

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

If you don't help me find happiness, you haven