Smile Chasers T-Shirts

'False Teeth in-tray.' 'Extractions Out-tray.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Obama.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Bon Voyage

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"ME!!!"

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'And it's a photo finish!'

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

'-and who's next?'

"On your mark, get set, go!"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Selfie Fun

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"How come I never see that smile?"