Smile Chasers Gifts

'False Teeth in-tray.' 'Extractions Out-tray.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Obama.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Bon Voyage

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

"ME!!!"

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'And it's a photo finish!'

"I miss your smile."

Selfie Fun

'-and who's next?'

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"How come I never see that smile?"

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"