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Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

Tunnel of Infatuation

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

A centi-stampede.

"What would you serve with toast?"

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

'I was warned about online dating.'

I like a good whodunit.

'How much did you say your name was?'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Ladder in a lift shard.

The word gets out trains are using F1 technology to improve reliability.

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

Proctology Clinic - We've heard them all!

'It's for teenage girls.'

"More wine?"

Taking Cole to Newcastle

Beep beep beep beep beep beep. The guys must be her "back-up" singers.

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

'Do you have a cold, or are you just immitaiting Dylan singing?'

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

Oh, that's no angel. That's a meltdown.

'Sorry - My diary's full this week.' (Botox, liposuction, botox, implants, botox)