Romantic Giggle Chasers Pillows

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

"What would you serve with toast?"

A centi-stampede.

'I was warned about online dating.'

I like a good whodunit.

'How much did you say your name was?'

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

The word gets out trains are using F1 technology to improve reliability.

Ladder in a lift shard.

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

'It's for teenage girls.'

Taking Cole to Newcastle

Proctology Clinic - We've heard them all!

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

'Sorry - My diary's full this week.' (Botox, liposuction, botox, implants, botox)

Athletic lovers hop, skip jump & LEAP!