Seasonal Giggle Seeker Pillows

Oh, that's no angel. That's a meltdown.

Welcome Spring.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Easter Island Secret

Toilet humour

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

"The cookies are always stale."

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'He's a gassy baby.'

Still living with parents....

Octopus gets tickled pink

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

"What would you serve with toast?"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Chiropractor jokes.

'Darn good oil that!'

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

I like a good whodunit.

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

'Honey... The old bag next door said I'm looking fat in white!'

'What the...? Bleeeeccchhh!' 'Hey, where's my hanky?'

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

Ladder in a lift shard.

Willy was our only pet until we bought the elephant.