Globetrotting Giggle Lover Pillows

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

A centi-stampede.

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"What would you serve with toast?"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'First time skiing?'

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

Ladder in a lift shard.

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

Precious comedy writers.

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

"The reason why U.S. time is behind English time is because England was discovered first..."

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

'It's for teenage girls.'

'What about that Grandpa?'

'It's 'Wolverines Without Borders'. . . They want you to perform classic Fusco material in development countries where people don't have access to the comics.'

'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.