Globetrotting Giggle Lover Gifts

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

A centi-stampede.

"What would you serve with toast?"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

'First time skiing?'

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

Precious comedy writers.

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

Ladder in a lift shard.

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

Ken Dodd

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

'It's for teenage girls.'

"The reason why U.S. time is behind English time is because England was discovered first..."

"More wine?"

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

'What about that Grandpa?'

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.