Globetrotting Gigglers Gifts

Hi, Frank. I just went to London. Want to see my pictures? Here I'm marching during the Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace. This is me at Piccadilly Circus. And I crashed into Big Ben because of the crazy drivers on the wrong side of the road. That was the highlight of your trip?! It was the highlight of my trip! Sure! I can now honestly say that I've hit the big time! (Published previously on July 11, 2010).

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Easter Island.

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

I like a good whodunit.

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

The First Supper

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Ghost Playing Cello

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

Boo-gle.

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

"I've had a look at our revised pension forecast..."

Beep beep beep beep beep beep. The guys must be her "back-up" singers.

'It's one of your five a day.'

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''