Globetrotting Gigglers Pillows

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

Easter Island.

The First Supper

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

I like a good whodunit.

Ghost Playing Cello

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'It's one of your five a day.'

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

Two workman deliver a giant odour eater to the Old Lady who lives in the shoe.