Geography Gigglers Pillows

'First the sprouts, now the city...'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

The First Supper

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Ghost Playing Cello

The Stand-up Petrophysicist...

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

"The reason why U.S. time is behind English time is because England was discovered first..."

'It's one of your five a day.'

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

"According to this, we're not even in Mrs. Feldman anymore."