Gibberish Gigglers Pillows

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

The First Supper

Ghost Playing Cello

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

Boo-gle.

'Serving pyranose from his buskin left some paly.'

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'The blasty libeccio fleyed the keitloa.'

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

'It's one of your five a day.'

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."