Ghoulish Gigglers Pillows

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Zombie standup

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Get on with it!

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Fancy a pint?

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Ghost Playing Cello

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

Spiritualist Society Parking

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."