Ghoulish Gigglers Pillows

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Zombie standup

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Get on with it!

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Ghost Playing Cello

Boo-gle.

Spiritualist Society Parking

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."