Goth Giggler Pillows

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

2pm meet your Creator

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

I am one with stupid.

Swinging through the jungle.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Whoops!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Black Hole Corks