Ghostly Giggler Pillows

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'

'I see live people.'

'It's actually Kasper, with a 'K'... and no, I'm not very friendly at all.'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'What do you call a pair of ghostly glasses?...Spectre-calls!'

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

Spiritualist Society Parking

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Tell him I'd like to speak to his supervisor."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"We've been encouraging employees to telework ever since we learned that it improves efficiency, allows for a better work-life balance, and that our office was built on a sacred ancient burial ground."

Walter always hated touching washroom doors. Now that he was dead, he no longer had to.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Ghost Comedy

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

2pm meet your Creator

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'