Gothic Giggler Pillows

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Amateur Vampire Hunters.

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

I'll see my self out Mr Dracula

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

2pm meet your Creator

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

I am one with stupid.

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Swinging through the jungle.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'