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A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Amateur Vampire Hunters.

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

I'll see my self out Mr Dracula

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

2pm meet your Creator

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Man, I'm bombing,'

I am one with stupid.

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Swinging through the jungle.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'Whoops!'

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupididy' and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein. Our colleague and I were going to debate, with me arguing the universe is finite and he's arguing that it's infinite. But he pulled out saying the debate organizers are biased against his position. He didn't believe they were simply advising folks to arrive early when they said "space is limited."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'