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Boo'ed on stage.

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Get on with it!

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

2pm meet your Creator

I am one with stupid.

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Swinging through the jungle.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Black Hole Corks

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'