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'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The Busy Gardener

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Yard Sale

Beginning Yarder.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Get on with it!

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'...and this is the water garden...'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

2pm meet your Creator

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Where are you going?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon